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What Do We
Have For Entertainment?
Cops Kicking Gypsies On The Pavement” – The
Clash
Time
to bust out the whuppin’ stick and give those who deserve
it a good beat down for the 4th annual SA’s. Oh yeah, and
we might also find some nice things to say about a few people along
the way. Keep in mind that just because someone makes a “Worst
of” category, doesn’t mean that they are without some
redeemable value, it simply means that in our opinion, they blew
it in ’04. Hey there’s always next year, right? We present
you the very biased, very incomplete and wholly our own, SA Awards
for 2004. Good times.
| Designer | Sailmaker
| Sailor | Multi Hull Effort|
One Design Effort | Sport
Boat |
| Race Boat | Racer
Cruiser | Builder | Chump
| Marketing Effort | Web
Site |

| Best
Sailor:
We
start here, much to our dismay, with a frog - Francois Joyon.
We're kidding. The guy flat rocked the house in ’04,
setting a new round the world solo record in a trimaran. On
top of that he is by all accounts a good dude and a truly
likable and worthy sailing hero. Lot's O' great sailors, but
we were particularly impressed by this accomplishment. We
have more on Joyon later in the article.. |
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| Honorable
Mention:
Got
to go to a couple of OG’s, Paul Forrester and Kevin
Burnham for their Gold medal acheivement in the 470's at the
Olympics. We don’t usually hang these awards on one
effort, but when it is so good (or so dismal – see below)
we’ve got to give it up. Good guys who put it all together
at precisly the perfect time. Impressive. |
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Worst Sailor: For
doing nearly the opposite of the above, we give it to Paul
Cayard. He got smoked at the Olympics, the one event that
was supposed to be His Big Triumph. He started off with a
bullet, and then went out with a DFL, looking like like Marvis
Frazier against Mike Tyson. All that money spent, all that
ego and arrogance displayed, and he got his overly large hat
handed right back to him. Word to ya, Paul. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention: Staying
with the Olympic Stars, Iain Percy/Steve Mitchell must get
their props too. So much expected, so little delivered. Oh
well, at least he signed a fat AC deal. There also won in
another category, found lower on the page. |
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Best
Multihull Achievement
Steve
Fosett's Cheyenne. Fastest around the world ever? beating
the existing record by nearly six days? Are you kidding? It
is Impossible to do anything more impressive in this sport.
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Honorable
Mention:
Francis Joyon for setting a new round the world solo record
in a trimaran. The trimaran started its life as the singlehanded
boat for Olivier Kersauson in which Olivier set a singlehanded
record but with two stopovers. Since then the boat grew in
length by approximately 20 feet and became Olivier's weapon
to attack the absolute crewed round the world record, which
it set at 71 days and 14 hours. Francis took the same boat,
put her through a round of very low-key backyard preparations
and sailed her balls out alone and without weather routing
assistance to a record of 72 days and 22 hours. Let's see
you do it. |
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Worst
Multihull Effort
Tracy
Edwards, while putting the Oryx Cup in direct competition
with the forebearer of the giant multihulls, The Race, she
put the course of The Race in the relatively unknown and most
treacherous ice fields of the South Atlantic and the majority
of the course through the Indian Ocean, so much hated by all
ocean racers. All to please an arab country sponsor with no
long term vision or convictions. In the process, she failed
to timely pay her creditor, one of the greaters supporters
of our sport Andrew Pindar, for the purchase of one of the
G-cats for her abandoned Maiden II campaign and forced the
matter into court and eye of the publicity. She lowered the
safety standards for the Oryx Cup by allowing the boats to
remove the propellers. The net result is the cancellation
of an existing global event, The Race, and its substitution
with an event with lower safety standards, no track record,
poor and potentially unsafe course selection designed solely
to satisfy the sponsor and an assembly of hurried second-hand
vessels for a pointless exercise in Indian Ocean bashing.
Barring major breakdowns, a victory by Olivier Kersauson is
nothing but expected two months before the start of the event.
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| Best
OD Performance
Ben
Ainsle, who, after winning Olympic Gold in Laser class, methodically
disected the skill of Finn sailing in 4 years while dominating
the class from his first entries in the events, and, expectedly,
snatching the Gold in Athens. And his Gold was won after overcoming
a huge setback right from the beginning. He is what champions
are made of. Not that we've ever personally had a sniff of
such stuff...... |
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Worst
OD Performance
Ian
Percy/Steve Mitchell, a team with great ambition and even
higher expectations who started their Star Olympic campaign
early and peaked early as well. Throngs of coaches, custom
made boats on several continents and custom sail designs showed
results in the first two years but did nothing to this team's
glaring and consistent lack of performance in moderate and
shifty conditions. When the rest of the class caught up on
the technical developments a sumptious serving of humble pie
was promptly delivered in Athens to this heavy weather-dominating
duo. |
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Best Designer: Is
there any way that it is not Reichel/Pugh? They are virtually
dominating the maxi and super maxi scene, their canters like
Wild Oats are superb, and even their performance cruising
boats like the Martens are awesome looking and performing
things. If we were the bitter and resentful a-holes that many
of you think we are, no way would we give it to these guys
because the give us here at SA absolutely zero love - I guess
we're too low for their high zoot sphere. Reichel and Pugh
are truly the Odd Couple, with plenty of good to say about
John, but few ever finding much good to say about Jim. Whatever,
Reichel draws a mean boat and Pugh must be pretty good at
getting the checks. It works. |
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| Honorable
Mention: Jason
Kerr, based soley on the IRC 55’ Aera that has dominated
the world wherever it has raced. He’s got a good reputation
for designing good boats, and it is now that much better with
Aera, a true world and IRC rule beater. We’d be shocked
if he didn’t get some serious orders in the coming year.
You'd have to consider him for an IRC boat, and perhaps more. |
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Worst Designer: For
'04, we find Bruce Nelson to have done nothing. As the big
boat world was going to the TP 52 class, Nelson designed an
IMS 52 (Ptarmigan) for his customer. And given that IMS was
clearly fading, that might not have been the best choice.
Uh, make that an awful choice. Nelson was a non-factor nearly
everywhere else too – maxi’s, canting keels, OD’s,
sportboats (he may not know what they are). And this from
a guy who once used to be a real presence in almost every
arena. Add his sparkling personality and humble outgoingness,
and well, there you have it. His website
says all you need to know about Nelson. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention:
What
the hell happened to Laurie Davidson? Did some good AC work,
and his 52' Pendragon here in Cali is a great boat. Talented
and creative, but he disappeared and was a non-factor for
'04.
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| Best
Marketing Effort: Sorry,
but simply because of the sheer simplicity, consistency, and
honesty of their print ads, J/Boats gets it. Madison Avenue
no doubt laughs at their Advertising 101 ad copy, presentation
and style, but the rest of us would likely cry if we knew
how much money the Johnstone’s have made off of their
prodigious line of boats. Boats, by the way, that we buy at
least because the ads make us go see them for ourselves. |
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| Honorable
Mention: Swedish
Match. They were everywhere, had effective well-done ads,
and got tons of press. We think match racing is a lame circle
jerk, but Swedish Match presented it Like It Really Mattered. |
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Worst Marketing Effort: The
Columbia 30. So you come out with a hot new 30’ sportboat,
reviving a long lost brand identity (Columbia), and the best
you can do is a couple of half-assed ads in Sail Magazine?
Wow. Completely ignoring the internet, (and apprentlyspecifically
and purposely staying away from SA) was also part of your
brilliant marketing strategy? Let’s see, we’re
only the most popular sailing site in the entire world, have
only professed our affinity for sport boats on a near weekly
basis, but Columbia completely blew us off. We practically
begged them to advertise here, but they obviously are too
smart for the room. Even at that, we know that at least two
boats were sold due to the coverage here. There will be no
more of that. See you around, Columbia. Or maybe not. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention: North
Sails. If they say it enough, are we eventually supposed to
believe it? Molded sails. Seamless. Lighter. Stronger. Faster.
Hold their shape longer. Jesus, are they relentless! Too bad
only about half of it is true. Once again, they lead the way
in good sails and great hype. |
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| Best
Sailmaker: This
is tough becaue the reality is that a whole bunch of sailmakers
(many of them found as advertisers here at SA) build superb
sails. Truthfully, you almost cannot go wrong if you choose
from a top quality local National or International loft. Having
said that, we think that Quantum gets the nod in this tough
field. They still dominate the Star class, (in shear numbers
if nothing else), and their move to the string technology
for big boats was swift and relatively painless, even if they
had to pay Conrad the Barbarian off in the process. Is their
string sail technology on par with North? You’ll have
to decide that. They do look good however, and are getting
some market share. |
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| Honorable
Mention: Don't
call it a comeback, but Did Dave Ullman not make a fairly
impressive revival by building assymetrical spinnakers that
(certainly on 50’s here on the West Coast) are as fast
as anyone’s? Plus their string product looks good in
the pictures and if they can get it to market at the price
points they are talking, they’ll have something. They’ve
done a good job of not only hanging in there, but actually
have some advantages. |
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Worst Sailmaker:
Doyle. They advertised here, but their failed merger with
UK, and selling out their 4D technology certainly were not
the strong moves of ’04. In fact they were really bad
moves. Sure they make some nice sails, and plenty of people
win with and like their product, but they likely fell the
farthest from the top in ‘04 with the previously mentioned
missteps. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention: Some
of you can keep talking all you want about how you’ve
“"seen some nice Genesis sails", but Sobstad
remains one marginal operation, with nothing to show for ’04
except bringing up the rear. Some of their sails seem to look
like C Cuts from the mid '80's. Speaking of regressing, Peter
Conrad, the genius behind Sobstad (or more accurately, what's
left of it) bought a 10 year-old IMS boat to showcase his
and his company’s talents. Now that's forward thinking! |
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Best
Sport Boat:
Disappointlingly,
not as much development here as we'd prefer, but there were
some interesting boats, led by the Phuket Sports 8. This Scott
Duncanson design has all of the ingredients necessary, and
in a budget too. We like what we see and apparently so do
others. |
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| Worst
Sport Boat:
JS
9000. How the hell you go from having an innovative design
and concept, with an incredible market buzz, only to screw
it up in every way possible, with the result being a patient
that if not DOA, most surely is on life support. Unbelievable.
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| Best
Race Boat: We’re
shooting straight for the moon here: The 140’ Mari Cha
IV. An incredibly well planned concept, phenomenal execution,
and a final product that delivered exactly as planned. And
then some. Remarkable by every applicable standard. And they
are now the standard by which every super maxi must be measured
- Good luck. |
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| Honorable
Mention:
There
is simply no disputing the brilliance, in every facet, of
the TP 52 class. The boats are phenomenal, the rule is solid
and the number of boats is exploding. the TP 52 class is the
best example of a proper big boat arena in many years. Take
one look at the Farr designed Esmaralda and tell us that isn't
nearly big boat perfection. Now let's see a TP 40, and a TP
70......
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Worst Race Boat: Lord
knows you know how much we have bitched about IMS, and the
slow boats it has produced, but ’04 saw some of the
slowest and ugliest. Probably not the slowest, but surely
the ugliest (and this from a designer who almost always draws
handsome boats) is the Farr 54 CAM. Say what you want, but
any rule that encourages a designer to use tumble home, blows
to the high heavens.RIP IMS. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention: It
has barely turned a hydraulic pump or a canting foil, and
certainly not in anger, but for overall tardiness, delays,
engineering problems, and complexity, the 115’ Juan
K maiden Hong Kong is the odd duck for ’04. Perhaps
we’ll be eating crow when it has a spectatcular year
for '05, but we bet not. |
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| Best
Racer Cruiser: The
Cookson Farr 50. Oh yeah, that is the ultimate SA R/C. The
tradionalists and those who fail to understand that a performance
cruiser should really be may argue, but we know what the real
score is. Make a cruiser sexy, fast, fun to sail with design
pedigree, add a clean, modern and austere interior and it's
game on, mf'er. When we get our Cookson Farr 50 , we’ll
be naming it simply “Pimp Daddy. Word. |
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| Honorable
Mention: The
Mark Mills designed DK 46 really does seem to have it all.
We like mostly everything about it, particularly that is is
a rocket, beautiful and nicely appointed. Hard to see why
this boat won't be a success. |
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| Worst
Racer Cruiser:
Surely not a bad boat, but the Elan 40 is such a copy of the
Beneteau 40.7 that we give them a thumbs down for not coming
up with something original. Come on, in this world of design
and creativity, you've got to do batter than that.
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| Best
Builder:
Any
number of Kiwi/Aussie custom builders could get it, but we
like McConaghey. Pyewacket, the Maxz 86 and Genuine Risk,
the Dubois 90’ are amazingly well turned out things
of carbon fiber technological wonder. |
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| Honorable
Mention:
Goetz
Custom Boats. The TP 52's they've turned out are beautiful,
and they contune to set the bar for the top custom builder
here in the states. |
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Worst Builder:
Is
it okay to kick Barry Carrol around, even after he’s
down? Too bad. He built a marginal product and seemed like
he somehow pulled it off, but then the reality of the market
caught up to him. We had the double misfortune of sailing
a Carroll-built, Nelson designed CM 1200 for about a year.
That'll drive you right out of the sport, trust us. Plus BC
was a surly prick to us when we found out that he was going
out of business and called him to find out the facts. What
a schmo. He’s allegedly still got some fans, we’ve
just never been one of them, and certainly he's got no love
for us. Whatever. |
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Marine 1200 |
| Chump
of the Year: Tossup
between John Kilroy who quit the Farr 40 class and sold his
40’s, all because he got his as kicked in the Farr 40
Worlds (oh yeah, throw in that pesky Sailgate sidebar at the
Worlds as well), or Hasso Plattner, who quit and put his 86’
Morning Glory up for sale (albeit temporarily) also because
he too got his ass kicked. Waaaa. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention: The
AC earned nary a mention in the SA’s this time, but
thanks to the bitter rich guy shenigans of Ernesto Bertareli,
the AC lives on in SA infamy. By kicking Russell Coutts out
of Alinghi, and then engaging in a court battle to make sure
Coutts doesn’t sail for someone else in ’07, Bertrelli
comes off looking like a world- class whiner. If the boot
fits….. |
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| Best
Sailing Web Site: There
are some decent ones, likely The Daily Sail being the best,
albeit on a Eurocentric/subscription basis. According to the
numbers, Sailing Anarchy is the most visited sailing site
in the world. How fucking great is that? What that means is
a whole lot of people like what we do, and we’ll simply
leave it at that. |
Daily
Sail |
| Worst
Sailing Web Site: A
whole slew of them, Yacht Racing, Sailing World, Sailing Scuttlebutt
(where mediocrity abounds), blah blah. Really, who cares?
Not us. |
Yacht
Racing
Sailing World
Scuttlebutt |
So
that was 2004, again from our limited and biased POV. Whatever you
think of it, we're not shy about calling things the way we see them,
something that again, four years after we started this place, we
still do when others just don't have the stones to do so. BTW, this
is the last year for this format, because starting with the 2005
SA's, we're going to get you the reader involved with your opinions
on who and what were the best and worst for '05. By now, you all
know what I have to say, and we want to get the best (and worst)
of what you have to say. It'll be fun.
Until
then, and as always, thanks for being a part of this site. Of course
I started it (and set the tone), but you guys really make it what
it is. This is sailing for the rest of us, let's keep it rocking!
Peace
Out,
The
Ed
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