Deal of the Week

Last Year's Model
This one is truly a different "deal".It looks like an Australian team abandoned four unsuccessful tank test mules in a storage warehouse somewhere in New York. The storage warehouse eventually sold them and this buyer picked them up. He says you can have an America's Cup boat if you just add keel, mast rigging and sails. He says he has an offer from Dubai. Sure.

Read the boat broker's comments. I don't think they guy understands the broker was telling him they were worthless. Anyway - it's a good laugh.

11/30/06

He Hate Me

This story had a bit of commentary - very little actually - but it seems to have gotten someone's panties in a twist.

Can you send us the name, phone, and address of your corporate attorney please?

Regarding your comments regarding the America's Cup test hull, they contain false and misleading statements. You are hereby served notice that they should be removed forthwith.

We believe in the freedom of speach (his spelling, not ours - Ed) and expression however your comments are not based on any material fact or statement and frankly are just incorrect.

My attorney laughed. 12/02 Update: This clown continued to e-mail me and I responded with something less than appreciation. I'll print the e-mails Monday AM. Good times.

12/01/06

I Hate He

Here was also a little e-mail exchange that I thought I'd share with y'all for entertainment purposes. Good Times.

After he sent the original e-mail in the He Hate Me piece, I sent this:

Me: Who the fuck are you?

He: The guy who is serving you legal notice. I assume you are Scot Tempesta? Can legal notices still be sent to your address?

Me: I'd like to tell you what I really think about an ass clown like you, but I believe it will be significantly more fun and rewarding to have you deal with my attorney.

He: You seem to be a very angry person, and I feel sorry that you feel that way, but I have not done anything to cause you pain. If you have problems in your life, please don't take them out on me, after all Jesus still loves you even if you act immaturely.

Me: I'm angry when jackasses like you threaten bullshit legal action. You haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about, but better than me tell you, I'm sure my attorney has a whole different way of telling you that you are full of shit. Oh yeah, save the religious nonsense for someone who actually believes in fairy tails. Now get lost.

He: I am sorry you feel this way, but your mother should have taught you better. I hope that given time you will come to your senses. Perhaps you should be sailing? I will send the notices and subpoenas to your lawyer. Jesus loves even you!

Me: Fuck off. When my attorney is done with you, you'll be the one screaming for jesus to help you.

That is where it ended and I suspect that is the end of that. Either way, I'm good to go.

12/08/06