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Anyone? The world famous AC rumour mill today hit full tilt as workmen were spotted laying Astroturf within the AC Village confines.  Word soon spread that due to lack of wind, the Louis Vuitton cup would
now be decided by a series of five a side football matches. An AC spokesman,
who wished to remain anonymous, categorically denied this, but stated
that tiddley winks followed by a full contact beer drinking competition
were being discussed. William Hill online bookmakers this afternoon were said to be quoting ETNZ and Germany's United Internet at 2-1 joint favourites. William Wallace 04/20/07 |