World of Wetass

Farewell 50...

It’s no longer a question of if, but when. The 50 knot barrier (say it again, fifty freakin’ knots) is going down. I don’t know about you, but this is the kind of sh*t that is one of the many reasons I love sailing. The fastest I’ve every sailed is 36 knots (aboard PlayStation), and the noise, power, and pure rush of that sensation is simply unforgettable. I can’t even begin to imagine what 50 knots would feel like, and will probably never know.But at least I can watch the quest for 50 (averaged over 500 meters); see the WSSRC speed record page here.Iit’s pretty damn suspenseful to see lots of contenders duking it out - it’s time to start laying bets, and here is my list, going most likely to least likely:

 

Hydroptere
Hydroptere
Just hit 47.2 (see video here ). A little tuning, the right conditions, and….voila!

 

 

Finian Maynard

I love this guy. He’s Irish, he’s got the French Trench, and right now he’s The King at 48.7 knots. Watch his initial 46.82 knot record run here...

 

Macquarie Innovation
MI is an alien beast, and it has self-destructed more than once. But they have a record-winning team, and posted a run of 45.16 knots last fall in just 18 knots of breeze. Keep your eye on them (and pray their technical team learns how to post video sometime this century)…

 

 

Hydroplaneur
It’s hard not to root for ET Yves Parlier, who briefly held the solo 24 hour record with this sailing seaplane. He’s got a way to go before he is pushing 50, but the man is determined. Click here to watch a Quicktime movie of Hydroplaneur in the 2004 Transat, making Nick Moloney on Skandia wonder whether he should give up monohull sailing. Want more? Here

 

Sailrocket
Paul Larsen’s backyard boat just doesn’t look the part. And so far she’s pig slow (on a good day we’re talking 30-plus knots). But I wouldn’t hold my breath…You can watch some videos here.

 

 

So there you have it. Settle in for 50-plus and start wondering just how fast a sailboat can go. And before some kitesurfing weenie complains that the kitesurfers are knocking on 50 (which they are, see here ), let me just go on record as saying skimming along in two inches of water on a soup plate sounds like a ton of fun. But it’s just not sailing. It’s not…

Tim Zimmermann

02/02/07